Dec 062010
 

One morning at my ‘day job,’ I happened to notice a sweet, pleasing aroma from a cabinet next to me where I had chosen to take a short break. The odor was somewhat familiar and I was not surprised at all to find a can of recently used paint after a short investigation. My mind once again turned to contemplating the many ‘design flaws’ present in the human body; if I hadn’t recognized the smell of paint, how long might I have sat there while my brain cells were dying? One would think that any competent designer would make damaging important organs feel bad instead of euphoric, as many recreational drugs do.

When my good friend posted the fact that hemoglobin is much more effective at transporting carbon monoxide than oxygen, I knew there must be many more bugs in this version of homo sapiens that I hadn’t thought of yet.

So, I’m curious: what would you improve? Please use the comment section to rant about how your body fails you and what changes you would make.

Dec 022010
 

First, I’d like to offer my apologies for the lack of updates to the site recently. A death in the family, increased workload at my ‘day job,’ and the holiday season have all conspired against me (odd how even I have a tendency to anthropomorphize a random combination of events), curbing my online productivity. The good news is that things have settled down a bit, but the bad news is that I seem incapable of dismissing the ideas that occasionally pop into my mind and, consequently, you may see two new projects of mine revealed here in the coming weeks.

Second, I’m curious to hear what you would like to see here (other than more horoscopes). Feel free to use the comment section to post your requests.

Finally, thanks again for visiting Agnoistrology.com for all your prognosticatory needs!